Thursday, September 28, 2006
Here's something you dont see very often. What does it look like? All you guys will probably be really familiar with this, since you see it nearly everyday, but for the girls, well, it's an underwear label. If you haven't heard of Byford, you're probably from Mars.
This photo was taken in class, and well, it's jason's. Here's how this sexy thang came out of his underwear. Yan wei is our favourite classmate, as many of you all know. You can see him in some of the previous posts(he's that guy with the weird hair and the quote 'is that a god or a demon?'). He loves giving out free wedgies.
Apparently jason has been pissing him off, so he gave him a piece of his mind. at the same time, he took a piece of his underwear. Byford, London, 33-31 inches, medium. just the label, mind you. if he took out a piece of the cloth, jason would be walking home without his underwear. that sort of gait can be seen from a distance away. usually it's similar to people walking with piles and are trying real hard to just hold their shit.
now that was just the intro. what i'm about to present today is our very own DickDiaries Wedgie Guide: Wedgieing is an art.
OUCH.
Why does a wedgie hurt?
Basically try and imagine what happens everytime you wedgie someone. the cloth(or satin or spandex or whatever) is compressed into a tight strip and stuffed up your ass. in other words, it's flossing your butt. this is often a non-violent way of resolving disputes, as i have remonstrated by the jason/yanwei example.
When should you wedgie and when should you not? Everytime when you want to wedgie someone, you must keep in mind SLUT. This is an acronym for the basic wedgie conditions:
-Standing
-Low pants
-Untucked shirt
-Turned around
These are not principles, but rather compulsory conditions required if one wants to carry out a successful wedgie.
Standing
Standing is important because of the way a wedgie is carried out: against the direction of gravity. this is what makes wedgies actually hurt at all; the person's own body weight is being pressed onto the bottom of his own underwear. Since all forces have an equal and oposite reaction, the person's ass feels the weight too.
Also, if one is sitting down, a wedige cannot be carried out because of the person's butt already pressing down on the underwear, restricting other movement. thus keep in mind that the only succesful wedgie can be one where the target is standing up.
To make someone stand up, drop something onto their chair(make it seem accidental). then say: 'sorry can you stand up, i dropped something on your chair.' then OUCH.
Low Pants
Low pants are often seen in guys(refer to previous entry on uniform styles). this makes them much easier wedgie targets, because of the visibility of their underwear(if any, of course) and the ease with which they can be grabbed and pulled. thus always look out for low pants on your victim. it will make your job much much easier.
Untucked Shirt
Untucked shirt. of course, the bane of all prefects, teachers, but a favourite of wedgiers. this, in addition to low pants, makes your victim an easy target. when his shirt is untucked at the back, it means he's asking for a wedgie. so give him one! just grap, pull, and grab the second layer below, and pull again. then hear the OUCH.
Turned around
Turned around is basically to aid in using a stealthy approach. as research has shown, a wedgie is less likely to be stopped if the victim has zero awareness of what you are about to do. from the yanwei/jason war, yanwei's secret to victory lies in his stealthy approach. however yanwei is always anticipating jason's counterattacks, so he manages to fend them off with ease. yanwei has a 84.54% success rate, while jason has such a low succes rate it is negligible. (sorry jason.)
Perfect.
Why is this perfect? it fulfils all the requirements of the SLUT components: he is standing, his pants are low, and his shirt is tucked out and he is turned away from you.
Now this is a difficult target.
His pants are rather high and tight, which means you'll probably have a hard time reaching into his pants to grab the object of your desire.(the underwear i mean.)
His shirt is tucked in, representing one extra obstacle. it's quite hard to pull out considering his pants is quite tight, as mentioned.
Although he is standing up, he is a difficult target because of the wedgier's inability to make contact with the underwear at all. this is one of the best ways to defend yourself from wedgiers: high pants, tucked in, tight pants. avoid standing. that's why nerds never get wedgied.
Hopefully this guide will help you in your future wedgies to come, or protect you from potential wedgiers.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
It seemed that out of battle I escaped
Down some profound dull tunnel, long since scooped
Through granites which titanic wars had groined.
Yet also there encumbered sleepers groaned,
Too fast in thought or death to be bestirred.
Then, as I probed them, one sprang up, and stared
With piteous recognition in fixed eyes,
Lifting distressful hands, as if to bless.
And by his smile, I knew that sullen hall,-
By his dead smile I knew we stood in Hell.
With a thousand pains that vision's face was grained;
Yet no blood reached there from the upper ground,
And no guns thumped, or down the flues made moan.
"Strange friend," I said, "here is no cause to mourn."
"None," said that other, "save the undone years,
The hopelessness. Whatever hope is yours,
Was my life also, I went hunting wild
After the wildest beauty in the world,
Which lies not calm in eyes, or braided hair,
But mocks the steady running of the hour,
And if it grieves, grieves richlier than here.
For by my glee might many men have laughed,
And of my weeping something had been left,
Which must die now I mean the truth untold,
The pity of war, the pity war distilled.
Now men will go content with what we spoiled,
Or, discontent, boil bloody, and be spilled.
They will be swift with swiftness of the tigress.
None will break ranks, though nations trek from progress.
Courage was mine, and I had mystery,
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery:
To miss the march of this retreating world
Into vain citadels that are not walled.
Then, when much blood had clogged their chariot-wheels,
I would go up and wash them from sweet wells,
Even with truths that lie too deep for taint.
I would have poured my spirit without stint
But not through wounds; not on the cess of war.
Foreheads of men have bled where no wounds were.
I am the enemy you killed, my friend.
I knew you in this dark: for so you frowned
Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed.
I parried; but my hands were loath and cold.
Let us sleep now... "
-- Wilfred Owen
"this is to remind the 4 rockers that we have to do a presention on this poem, lets ace the final assignment"
OWNAGE
Down some profound dull tunnel, long since scooped
Through granites which titanic wars had groined.
Yet also there encumbered sleepers groaned,
Too fast in thought or death to be bestirred.
Then, as I probed them, one sprang up, and stared
With piteous recognition in fixed eyes,
Lifting distressful hands, as if to bless.
And by his smile, I knew that sullen hall,-
By his dead smile I knew we stood in Hell.
With a thousand pains that vision's face was grained;
Yet no blood reached there from the upper ground,
And no guns thumped, or down the flues made moan.
"Strange friend," I said, "here is no cause to mourn."
"None," said that other, "save the undone years,
The hopelessness. Whatever hope is yours,
Was my life also, I went hunting wild
After the wildest beauty in the world,
Which lies not calm in eyes, or braided hair,
But mocks the steady running of the hour,
And if it grieves, grieves richlier than here.
For by my glee might many men have laughed,
And of my weeping something had been left,
Which must die now I mean the truth untold,
The pity of war, the pity war distilled.
Now men will go content with what we spoiled,
Or, discontent, boil bloody, and be spilled.
They will be swift with swiftness of the tigress.
None will break ranks, though nations trek from progress.
Courage was mine, and I had mystery,
Wisdom was mine, and I had mastery:
To miss the march of this retreating world
Into vain citadels that are not walled.
Then, when much blood had clogged their chariot-wheels,
I would go up and wash them from sweet wells,
Even with truths that lie too deep for taint.
I would have poured my spirit without stint
But not through wounds; not on the cess of war.
Foreheads of men have bled where no wounds were.
I am the enemy you killed, my friend.
I knew you in this dark: for so you frowned
Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed.
I parried; but my hands were loath and cold.
Let us sleep now... "
-- Wilfred Owen
"this is to remind the 4 rockers that we have to do a presention on this poem, lets ace the final assignment"
OWNAGE
Saturday, September 23, 2006
OMG the hits still aren't meetin my expectations. People have started laughing at us.
*cough* 4 people , blog hits so lanjiao, 1 one person over 1k hits liao * cough* .
My reply? " Eat my blog and finish up the pixelated crumbs :)
Many people have lamented; 'haiz i look so retarded in my school uniform
, I LOOK COOL WHEN IM IN MY BILLABONG's, OP's, ROXY's, TRIUMPH's, AdIdAs's, or in-my-red-hot-sexy-A-cup-bra. SO JUDGE ME NOT ON MY APPEARANCE IN SCHOOL!'
Me thinking : ' wah this son of a bitch loser, look like retard, talk like l0s3r come and deny he looks retarded, he is just in a state of sad self-denial '
So i was thinking on day in school, "How do people look cool and charming in the BiBi and BuBu brand of uniform. How do you wear it to be supposedly 'cool' to the best u can be in your school uniform... What are the different styles, and who would wear them? "
The different parts of the school uniform i've seen that could constitute to being 'cool' or 'loser' are..
Shirt tucking
requirements: hems of this shirt must be tucked in. as long as its tuck in, its acceptable.
So we the DickDiaries Blogger Crew got our very own models to show us the different ways of shirt tucking.
Style I: Back out
This style is one pesky killer. You may not do it intentionally, but it just comes out of the back of your pants when you engange in vigorous activities. "Soccer, Fights, Studying ,***" .Our very own Mr Elias Tiong is a die-hard fan of this style, with his perceived coolness. A favourite of those who try to look sporty in their school uniform.
Style II: One-side-out
This style is both charm and chic (to me lah, dun flame me can? pls? im hot enuff *jk* ) What i perceive from this style is, "im not stupid enuff to get caught by e teachers all the time, but im not so hiong to go all the way IN. This one-side-out thingy is an elegant touch to finish off your image in the school uniform. Personally i would recommend this for starters.
Style III: All-out-IM BLOOMING
Hmmm, this style consists of two levels. The Symbolism level, and the Practical level.
Most students from neighbourhood schools fancy this style. The symbolic point about this style
is that it means 'I wan to be free, I wan no constraints, I wan to be-of-the-box, rules-are-meant-to-be-broken,' Okay, that was translated. It actually meant. " I wan liddat bui song si bo, bui kam luan arh? RI kia , si bak gao, see what see, i wear like that very song, beri comfor-ta-ber. "
Well schools thought out of the box too!(tho people shuden even think with boxes) They printed the schools number at the hem of the shirt, asking for people who see the number to call!
Elite schoolist people generally don't fancy this style as its sloppy, gives people the impression tt you dun care bout ur image (tho you meant otherwise) . Worse of all it makes you look uncouth, dirty, smelly, and unhygienic. I don't know why, but thats the impression it gives me.
The practical part? Its quite comfy. I guess thats why CHIJ gals like to undo their sexy belt. Training to be preganant wad.
TIES
Now we are on to ties. Tho they are used for symbolic purposes - to look serious and mature. They too can be a fashion tool in the area of School-uniforms. Strangulation, Chocking and other serious injuries may occur with horseplay of this item, and young kids are strongly advised not to wear them, or even put them over your heads. enjoy your freedom while it lasts.
Style 1: Charm and Chic ( with the additional plus of no strangulation)
This style is really widely used as you can look neat and tidy, without being strangled by the button on the shirt. As you can see in the picture below, the button is undone. and u can see lennie's very sexy neck.
Style 2: OMG JUST BEEN RAPED!!!!!!!
I dont fancy this style cuz. LOOK AT THE NAME OF IT. Most people do this style when they are frustrated and mad, and they juz tug at their tie in anger. They just look raped. RAPED! looks good on gals tho =)
Style 3: Juz for luffs! Macdonalds lalala
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O.
With a chick, chick here,And a chick, chick there,Here a chick, there a chick,Everywhere a chick, chick,
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
This is a rare sight among RI students, but occasionally if you'd spot one crazy one, you get some of these time to time. I would rate this style superb in getting laughs, otherwise. not -recommended.
Shorts:
Quote:" Shorts arh, good for your balls, free to dangle and swing closest to primitive clothswear we can get after sarongs and kilts. Print tiger stripes on them , and WAH new and reformed Ri caveboy!"
Style One: Pull my pants down mister.
Low pants. According to many people, it is one factor that would distinguish you from an ordinary dude to and EX-trodinary poot. Yes pun included. This is one style that gives you the most freedom, for your babys to sway and shake. Not only does this style gives and optical illusion that your taller, its makes your lower body look smaller and your upper body bigger. Making you look bigger, more macho, more manly, more incredible.
Downside? Girls like tight asses, according to jingwen, This style makes your ass seeem non-existent, and your pros-terior would look flappy and extremely saggys. Last thing you would wan't would be chicks asking you where your ass went.
"ass-less creep"
Style 2 : Squeeze me hard and high.
On the contrary, this style is almost the exact opposite of style one. The shorts is worn above the belly button, and tight fit. This is one heck of a great way to wear your belows, as its replicates the skin-tight spandex suits people are wearing now. Underwears are not needed as support is given by the shorts itself. A real 2-in-one. Recommended for people who are TIGHT-strapped on cash.
Patrons of this styles? Sexae brave mooks who wan to show their nice hot round ass to the world. =)
Author: Jason =)
*cough* 4 people , blog hits so lanjiao, 1 one person over 1k hits liao * cough* .
My reply? " Eat my blog and finish up the pixelated crumbs :)
Many people have lamented; 'haiz i look so retarded in my school uniform
, I LOOK COOL WHEN IM IN MY BILLABONG's, OP's, ROXY's, TRIUMPH's, AdIdAs's, or in-my-red-hot-sexy-A-cup-bra. SO JUDGE ME NOT ON MY APPEARANCE IN SCHOOL!'Me thinking : ' wah this son of a bitch loser, look like retard, talk like l0s3r come and deny he looks retarded, he is just in a state of sad self-denial '
So i was thinking on day in school, "How do people look cool and charming in the BiBi and BuBu brand of uniform. How do you wear it to be supposedly 'cool' to the best u can be in your school uniform... What are the different styles, and who would wear them? "
The different parts of the school uniform i've seen that could constitute to being 'cool' or 'loser' are..
- The tuckin in of shirt.
- The wearing of tie
- The height u wear ur pants at / the tightness
FOR MALES lah >.<
Shirt tucking. ........long long ago when jason was still a kid in Holy Grace Kindergarten (thats about 84 years ago ) 'Teacher. teacher! Why can't we tuck in our shirt. My Kor Kor tuck in his shirt. Very handsome! His hairstyle even more beautiful Side parting de, why i cannot use gel and gel it to the side? '
NOW???. Damn it lah shirt also muz tuck in . OMG DID U SEE THAT LOzzzER. STILL SIDE-PARTING LOL LOSER omgpwnz0rl33tn0ob . Thats one uber noob.Shirt tucking
requirements: hems of this shirt must be tucked in. as long as its tuck in, its acceptable.
So we the DickDiaries Blogger Crew got our very own models to show us the different ways of shirt tucking.
Style I: Back out
This style is one pesky killer. You may not do it intentionally, but it just comes out of the back of your pants when you engange in vigorous activities. "Soccer, Fights, Studying ,***" .Our very own Mr Elias Tiong is a die-hard fan of this style, with his perceived coolness. A favourite of those who try to look sporty in their school uniform.
Style II: One-side-out
This style is both charm and chic (to me lah, dun flame me can? pls? im hot enuff *jk* ) What i perceive from this style is, "im not stupid enuff to get caught by e teachers all the time, but im not so hiong to go all the way IN. This one-side-out thingy is an elegant touch to finish off your image in the school uniform. Personally i would recommend this for starters.
Style III: All-out-IM BLOOMING
Hmmm, this style consists of two levels. The Symbolism level, and the Practical level.
Most students from neighbourhood schools fancy this style. The symbolic point about this style
is that it means 'I wan to be free, I wan no constraints, I wan to be-of-the-box, rules-are-meant-to-be-broken,' Okay, that was translated. It actually meant. " I wan liddat bui song si bo, bui kam luan arh? RI kia , si bak gao, see what see, i wear like that very song, beri comfor-ta-ber. "
Well schools thought out of the box too!(tho people shuden even think with boxes) They printed the schools number at the hem of the shirt, asking for people who see the number to call!
Elite schoolist people generally don't fancy this style as its sloppy, gives people the impression tt you dun care bout ur image (tho you meant otherwise) . Worse of all it makes you look uncouth, dirty, smelly, and unhygienic. I don't know why, but thats the impression it gives me.
The practical part? Its quite comfy. I guess thats why CHIJ gals like to undo their sexy belt. Training to be preganant wad.
TIES
Now we are on to ties. Tho they are used for symbolic purposes - to look serious and mature. They too can be a fashion tool in the area of School-uniforms. Strangulation, Chocking and other serious injuries may occur with horseplay of this item, and young kids are strongly advised not to wear them, or even put them over your heads. enjoy your freedom while it lasts.
Style 1: Charm and Chic ( with the additional plus of no strangulation)
This style is really widely used as you can look neat and tidy, without being strangled by the button on the shirt. As you can see in the picture below, the button is undone. and u can see lennie's very sexy neck.
Style 2: OMG JUST BEEN RAPED!!!!!!!
I dont fancy this style cuz. LOOK AT THE NAME OF IT. Most people do this style when they are frustrated and mad, and they juz tug at their tie in anger. They just look raped. RAPED! looks good on gals tho =)
Style 3: Juz for luffs! Macdonalds lalala
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O.
With a chick, chick here,And a chick, chick there,Here a chick, there a chick,Everywhere a chick, chick,
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
This is a rare sight among RI students, but occasionally if you'd spot one crazy one, you get some of these time to time. I would rate this style superb in getting laughs, otherwise. not -recommended.
Shorts:
Quote:" Shorts arh, good for your balls, free to dangle and swing closest to primitive clothswear we can get after sarongs and kilts. Print tiger stripes on them , and WAH new and reformed Ri caveboy!"
Style One: Pull my pants down mister.
Low pants. According to many people, it is one factor that would distinguish you from an ordinary dude to and EX-trodinary poot. Yes pun included. This is one style that gives you the most freedom, for your babys to sway and shake. Not only does this style gives and optical illusion that your taller, its makes your lower body look smaller and your upper body bigger. Making you look bigger, more macho, more manly, more incredible.
Downside? Girls like tight asses, according to jingwen, This style makes your ass seeem non-existent, and your pros-terior would look flappy and extremely saggys. Last thing you would wan't would be chicks asking you where your ass went.
"ass-less creep"
Style 2 : Squeeze me hard and high.
On the contrary, this style is almost the exact opposite of style one. The shorts is worn above the belly button, and tight fit. This is one heck of a great way to wear your belows, as its replicates the skin-tight spandex suits people are wearing now. Underwears are not needed as support is given by the shorts itself. A real 2-in-one. Recommended for people who are TIGHT-strapped on cash.
Patrons of this styles? Sexae brave mooks who wan to show their nice hot round ass to the world. =)
Author: Jason =)
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
wah so long never post can see the hit dropping hor. MISS ME RITE!
hopefull this post would at least entertain you with its humourous pictures .
How far would people go to get good grades. Spend 600 bucks on starwars costumes? Cross-dress at the sake of people not recognising his sexuality? Or just plain slack using newspapers and garbage bags for our costumes. Yeh people if case i forgot to mention, im cocking bout the English Drama thingy.
CHECK THOSE ABS
CLASSIC I-LOVE-YOU-KISS-ME-QUICK POSE
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------argh this was one serious sub-quality post, zz bo brain juice. ILL BE BACK WITH A VENGENCE I PROMISE!
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hopefull this post would at least entertain you with its humourous pictures .
How far would people go to get good grades. Spend 600 bucks on starwars costumes? Cross-dress at the sake of people not recognising his sexuality? Or just plain slack using newspapers and garbage bags for our costumes. Yeh people if case i forgot to mention, im cocking bout the English Drama thingy.
CHECK THOSE ABS
CLASSIC I-LOVE-YOU-KISS-ME-QUICK POSE
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------argh this was one serious sub-quality post, zz bo brain juice. ILL BE BACK WITH A VENGENCE I PROMISE!
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hmm braces' gonna become a ffashion statement in future... mmmmhmmm
BRACES - has got to be the hottest topic right now in 2D... zzz cause someone keeps whining about how pain it is to have and how nice it is to have homemade abalone porridge etc and getting privileges like ponning trainings (=
haha - nowadays life is boring without any clowning escapades. the rocker clan is dying down zzz, just as the rafflesian spirit... hahaaaaa
well its a good thing we still have angmoh and his braces (= liven things up with all of the above.
Tooth Talk
Lots of kids don't have perfect teeth, so don't worry if yours aren't straight. Take a look at most of your classmates. Many of them probably don't have straight teeth either. Sometimes teeth just don't grow in evenly.
Your teeth might be crooked, or your upper and lower jaws might not be the same size. If your upper jaw is bigger than your lower jaw, that's called an overbite. If your lower jaw is bigger than your upper jaw, you have an underbite.
Either way it's called malocclusion (say: mah-luh-kloo-zhun), a word that comes from Latin and means "bad bite." Malocclusion is just a word that dentists use to describe the shape of your mouth.
Your dentist might notice one of these problems during a regular visit and recommend that you see an orthodontist (say: or-thoh-dahn-tist). This person may also be called a braces specialist. He or she can determine whether you need braces.
Types of Braces
If your parents had braces, you may have seen pictures of them with their mouths full of metal. Today, braces are much less noticeable. Metal braces are still used, but you might be able to get clear braces or braces that are the same color as your teeth. There are even braces that are behind your teeth where no one can see them.
The wires that are used in braces today are also smaller and better than they used to be, and they're made of a space-age material that straightens your teeth faster and easier. The rubber bands that go along with braces come in funky colors now, too. So you could have black and orange ones for Halloween if you like.
How Braces Work
Braces straighten teeth by putting steady pressure on your teeth and by staying in place for a certain amount of time. Most kids just need regular braces with wires and rubber bands doing their jobs to keep pressure on the teeth. The wires on your braces help to move your teeth, and the rubber bands help to correct the alignment (say: uh-lyne-munt), the way your teeth line up.
If your teeth need a little extra help, you may have to wear head or neck gear with wires attached to your teeth. If you do have to wear headgear, don't panic! You probably will only have to wear it at night or when you're at home in the evening.
Everyone has to wear braces for different lengths of time, but most people usually wear braces for about 2 years. You'll want to take special care of your teeth after the braces come off. You may need to wear a retainer, which is a small, hard piece of plastic with metal wires or a thin piece of plastic shaped like a mouth guard. Retainers make sure your teeth don't go wandering back to their original places. Your retainer will be specially molded to fit your newly straightened teeth.
After you get your retainer, your orthodontist will tell you when you have to wear it and how long - you might have to wear your retainer all day and all night for 2 years, you might have to wear it at night for 6 months, or you might have to wear it every other night for many years. It just depends on your teeth.
Life With Braces
Braces act like magnets for food, so you need to keep your teeth especially clean while you have them on. You'll want to brush after meals and be extra careful to get out any food that gets stuck in your braces. Your orthodontist also may give you a special flosser you can use to floss in and around your braces. When your orthodontist changes your wires, ask if you can do a quick floss (it'll be easier without the wires).
You won't have to go on any special diet when you have braces, but you'll want to avoid some foods that are problems for braces. Stay away from popcorn, hard and sticky candy, and especially gum. Sugary sodas and juices can cause a problem, too, because the sugar stays on your teeth and may cause tooth decay. You can have these drinks, but be sure to brush afterward.
Because braces put pressure on your teeth, you might feel uncomfortable once in a while, especially after the orthodontist makes adjustments. If you have pain, ask your mom or dad to give you a pain reliever.
If you ever have a loose wire or bracket, or a wire that is poking you, you should see the orthodontist right away to get it taken care of. If your orthodontist can't find a problem, he or she may give you some soft wax that you can stick on the bracket that's bothering you. Then it won't rub against your mouth.
So braces can be inconvenient, but lots of kids have them and they are definitely worth the trouble. When will you know for sure? On the day your braces are removed and you can see your new and improved smile!
Lennie
jamming is good for health
acknoledgements::: nearly forget sia
http://www.kidshealth.org/kid/health_problems/teeth/braces.html
Updated and reviewed by: Lisa A. Goss, RDH, BS, and Garrett B. Lyons, Sr., DDSDate reviewed: June 2004Originally reviewed by: Steven Dowshen, MD, and Lisa A. Goss, RDH, BS
BRACES - has got to be the hottest topic right now in 2D... zzz cause someone keeps whining about how pain it is to have and how nice it is to have homemade abalone porridge etc and getting privileges like ponning trainings (=
haha - nowadays life is boring without any clowning escapades. the rocker clan is dying down zzz, just as the rafflesian spirit... hahaaaaa
well its a good thing we still have angmoh and his braces (= liven things up with all of the above.
Tooth Talk
Lots of kids don't have perfect teeth, so don't worry if yours aren't straight. Take a look at most of your classmates. Many of them probably don't have straight teeth either. Sometimes teeth just don't grow in evenly.
Your teeth might be crooked, or your upper and lower jaws might not be the same size. If your upper jaw is bigger than your lower jaw, that's called an overbite. If your lower jaw is bigger than your upper jaw, you have an underbite.
Either way it's called malocclusion (say: mah-luh-kloo-zhun), a word that comes from Latin and means "bad bite." Malocclusion is just a word that dentists use to describe the shape of your mouth.
Your dentist might notice one of these problems during a regular visit and recommend that you see an orthodontist (say: or-thoh-dahn-tist). This person may also be called a braces specialist. He or she can determine whether you need braces.
Types of Braces
If your parents had braces, you may have seen pictures of them with their mouths full of metal. Today, braces are much less noticeable. Metal braces are still used, but you might be able to get clear braces or braces that are the same color as your teeth. There are even braces that are behind your teeth where no one can see them.
The wires that are used in braces today are also smaller and better than they used to be, and they're made of a space-age material that straightens your teeth faster and easier. The rubber bands that go along with braces come in funky colors now, too. So you could have black and orange ones for Halloween if you like.
How Braces Work
Braces straighten teeth by putting steady pressure on your teeth and by staying in place for a certain amount of time. Most kids just need regular braces with wires and rubber bands doing their jobs to keep pressure on the teeth. The wires on your braces help to move your teeth, and the rubber bands help to correct the alignment (say: uh-lyne-munt), the way your teeth line up.
If your teeth need a little extra help, you may have to wear head or neck gear with wires attached to your teeth. If you do have to wear headgear, don't panic! You probably will only have to wear it at night or when you're at home in the evening.
Everyone has to wear braces for different lengths of time, but most people usually wear braces for about 2 years. You'll want to take special care of your teeth after the braces come off. You may need to wear a retainer, which is a small, hard piece of plastic with metal wires or a thin piece of plastic shaped like a mouth guard. Retainers make sure your teeth don't go wandering back to their original places. Your retainer will be specially molded to fit your newly straightened teeth.
After you get your retainer, your orthodontist will tell you when you have to wear it and how long - you might have to wear your retainer all day and all night for 2 years, you might have to wear it at night for 6 months, or you might have to wear it every other night for many years. It just depends on your teeth.
Life With Braces
Braces act like magnets for food, so you need to keep your teeth especially clean while you have them on. You'll want to brush after meals and be extra careful to get out any food that gets stuck in your braces. Your orthodontist also may give you a special flosser you can use to floss in and around your braces. When your orthodontist changes your wires, ask if you can do a quick floss (it'll be easier without the wires).
You won't have to go on any special diet when you have braces, but you'll want to avoid some foods that are problems for braces. Stay away from popcorn, hard and sticky candy, and especially gum. Sugary sodas and juices can cause a problem, too, because the sugar stays on your teeth and may cause tooth decay. You can have these drinks, but be sure to brush afterward.
Because braces put pressure on your teeth, you might feel uncomfortable once in a while, especially after the orthodontist makes adjustments. If you have pain, ask your mom or dad to give you a pain reliever.
If you ever have a loose wire or bracket, or a wire that is poking you, you should see the orthodontist right away to get it taken care of. If your orthodontist can't find a problem, he or she may give you some soft wax that you can stick on the bracket that's bothering you. Then it won't rub against your mouth.
So braces can be inconvenient, but lots of kids have them and they are definitely worth the trouble. When will you know for sure? On the day your braces are removed and you can see your new and improved smile!
Lennie
jamming is good for health
acknoledgements::: nearly forget sia
http://www.kidshealth.org/kid/health_problems/teeth/braces.html
Updated and reviewed by: Lisa A. Goss, RDH, BS, and Garrett B. Lyons, Sr., DDSDate reviewed: June 2004Originally reviewed by: Steven Dowshen, MD, and Lisa A. Goss, RDH, BS
Monday, September 18, 2006
I AM AN OFFICIAL COCK-MOUTH WHO CAN'T CLOSE MY MOUTH PROPERLY =*(
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Singapore has crazy roads.
i think a ride home in the mrt is more peaceful than taking a ride back in my dad's car, albeit longer. holy hell, here's some of the stuff you'll hear and feel when you try doing the heart-stopping act of driving through a bunch of retarded non-signal-showing, slow-as-a-snail-moving drivers in Geylang, when its peak hours.
me:...
dad: this guy, moving so slowly, hai.
beep,beep.
dad:why is that guy leaving such a big gap(between him and the car in front)?
silence for a moment.
BEEP! BEEEEEEEEP!
dad: BLOODY IDIOT!
[tyre screeching sounds]
me:...[my balls are scared off]
dad:now the taxi drivers, really damn one kind. stop in the middle of the road again.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
dad:bloody hell, shit you la. horn at me some more.
BEEEEEEP! BEEEEP!
dad: this guy turn dont know how to show signal, bloody hell.
me: errrr.. yeah.
that is really not very pleasant. but exhilarating. you should try it one day. Geylang is best for hthis sort of stuff. wow. but luckily, no vulgarities. (:
i think a ride home in the mrt is more peaceful than taking a ride back in my dad's car, albeit longer. holy hell, here's some of the stuff you'll hear and feel when you try doing the heart-stopping act of driving through a bunch of retarded non-signal-showing, slow-as-a-snail-moving drivers in Geylang, when its peak hours.
me:...
dad: this guy, moving so slowly, hai.
beep,beep.
dad:why is that guy leaving such a big gap(between him and the car in front)?
silence for a moment.
BEEP! BEEEEEEEEP!
dad: BLOODY IDIOT!
[tyre screeching sounds]
me:...[my balls are scared off]
dad:now the taxi drivers, really damn one kind. stop in the middle of the road again.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
dad:bloody hell, shit you la. horn at me some more.
BEEEEEEP! BEEEEP!
dad: this guy turn dont know how to show signal, bloody hell.
me: errrr.. yeah.
that is really not very pleasant. but exhilarating. you should try it one day. Geylang is best for hthis sort of stuff. wow. but luckily, no vulgarities. (:
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
SungMing:
must ACKNOWLEDGE if you post on the blog ah...
this guy is really manly... can actually find the time to some profile especially for us. too manly zzz yea, i'm acknowledging now kay sungming.
zzzz so blurrrrrrr
but ah forget it haha
must ACKNOWLEDGE if you post on the blog ah...
this guy is really manly... can actually find the time to some profile especially for us. too manly zzz yea, i'm acknowledging now kay sungming.
zzzz so blurrrrrrr
but ah forget it haha
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
RAFFLES DOTA CHARACTER ( drawn by our very own fractured finger. fractured leg, handsome pro good-friend-of-ours-sungming-sungzei AKA charming prince AKA Super flicker AKA Leg breaker AKA pro tackler SUNG MING THANKS FOR DRAWING IT DAMMIT)
check our my ultimate...
check our my ultimate...
okay finally i have a bit of time to post something. the last few weeks the com has been screwing up on me. i think me and daniel are posting the least. but then, what on earth do we have to post about?
let's see. our magnificent drama production. <--
waaa looks damn hot. but i think we are screwed for it, like totally. one day we should take photos of a rehearsal or soemthign and you should check it out. something worth seeing, not for the artistic value but for its entertainment value. why?
okay never mind. that was retarded i shouldnt have talked about that anyway.
but today we had a talk on computer addiction. =)
wow same pic. ' who's addicted? 'survey says we're all moderate online users. daniel the gayyyy didnt come. he ponned school again for his violin exam.
oh no, no i'm trying not to use the computer so much. i promised myself to get some more sleep rather than just 7 freaking hours. ugh. i'm sleepy. sleepy people should become MPs, because thats what they do for a living, right? haha yanwei watch out. god or demon yo. =)shit i AM GOING TO GO SLEEP NOW. this was like the lamest post ever in blogging history, because i am just trying to find some shit in the back of my head to blog about. okay i am going now. damn.
i think the next holiday you won't see me online. one day should be dedicated to sleeping. and i mean the 12 hours of DAY.
ohyes i am supposed to sleep now. tsktsk. signs of computer addiction. tsk tsk. good night people. thanks for the new tagboard.
okay twohill is out... woohoooooooooooo. yea. king of identity has left the building with his fella monkey king joakim.. zzz
but just take maybe 2 mins or something and browse through that complaint by jason, and how he is willing to live on his porridge foreva. (=
braces are sure painful. ((((: haha
thats why to all the anti-twohills out there, it was a pain to sing for u unfeeling audiences who thought that his hair was his lucky star that neearllyy brought him to stardom (: i think i am really crapping here. not a fan of twohill either. zzz haha
but singing with those metals arent the least pleasant at all. aye???
so we should give this angmoh who can fluently converse and perform in CHINESE nationwide credit. aye??? haha
* SAY SAY SAY YAFOOOUUPP *
wooohoooooooo.
Lennie
jamming is good for health
but just take maybe 2 mins or something and browse through that complaint by jason, and how he is willing to live on his porridge foreva. (=
braces are sure painful. ((((: haha
thats why to all the anti-twohills out there, it was a pain to sing for u unfeeling audiences who thought that his hair was his lucky star that neearllyy brought him to stardom (: i think i am really crapping here. not a fan of twohill either. zzz haha
but singing with those metals arent the least pleasant at all. aye???
so we should give this angmoh who can fluently converse and perform in CHINESE nationwide credit. aye??? haha
* SAY SAY SAY YAFOOOUUPP *
wooohoooooooo.
Lennie
jamming is good for health
BRACES 
Ok im gonna get them. And "LUCKILY" i dont have to extract anything, but sian the super sepreators are frigging painful.( for me at least **** to all who says im ghey ! )
The doc puts this rubberband n between your molars to make space for the braces. And after he put it, my mouth felt weird. Like a fish out of water, like a cat in water, like ironman in acid, like JASON @ a funeral. GEDDIT?!
So i acted manly, and straight after the stupid insertion of the seperators i went to buy roti prata to eat. Manly hor?
still remembering the word i told my mum.
"aiya mummy i rugby this one not pain one..."
ZOMG
BLOODY PAINFUL LUHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BOOHOOOOOO*
I woke up brought tuna bread and egg sanwich to school. During class i tried to sneak a bite. Haha i got caught but the teacher heck. I COULDN'T bite thru the bread. ouch....
So i add oxtail-porridge for lunch and dinner!!!! ROCKS STILL i can live on porridge for EVA.
my mouth is so damn sore.
GG next week braces even worse. T.T
Ok im gonna get them. And "LUCKILY" i dont have to extract anything, but sian the super sepreators are frigging painful.( for me at least **** to all who says im ghey ! )
The doc puts this rubberband n between your molars to make space for the braces. And after he put it, my mouth felt weird. Like a fish out of water, like a cat in water, like ironman in acid, like JASON @ a funeral. GEDDIT?!
So i acted manly, and straight after the stupid insertion of the seperators i went to buy roti prata to eat. Manly hor?
still remembering the word i told my mum.
"aiya mummy i rugby this one not pain one..."
ZOMG
BLOODY PAINFUL LUHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BOOHOOOOOO*
I woke up brought tuna bread and egg sanwich to school. During class i tried to sneak a bite. Haha i got caught but the teacher heck. I COULDN'T bite thru the bread. ouch....
So i add oxtail-porridge for lunch and dinner!!!! ROCKS STILL i can live on porridge for EVA.
my mouth is so damn sore.
GG next week braces even worse. T.T
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Women at 20 are like soccer, many people chase..
30 like net ball, a few people chase....
40 like ping pong, i pass to you, you pass to me.
50 like golf
HIT FAR AWAY!
30 like net ball, a few people chase....
40 like ping pong, i pass to you, you pass to me.
50 like golf
HIT FAR AWAY!
Thursday, September 07, 2006
PREFECT ELECTIONS ARE ROUND TEH DOOR
(I have kindly agreed to help this sad little dude with his hopeless prefect nomination. Hopedfully u all rocker out there would help me help him, whats more i spiced his introduction with a touch of Jason inside. Enjoy! )
Hi everyone *waves like some kawaii chick-dude* , I am Ryan Tan Yi Jie from 1D.
I am from basketball (unlike Jason) and he has agreed to help me promote my name for RIPB elections through this super popular blog of his!!!!!!
I think that I do have Funk and Spunk to be a prefect.( C'mon I seriously think the prefectorial board needs cool guys like me (: , and ladys I look hawt in soon-to-be-black-shoes, so get your RI bfs to vote for me babes! )
Fancy a dog?
A dog that's cool?
A Funky cool dog? that can dribble a ball with his paws?
Well you got one waiting to serve you right here! Ill serve you and your home called Raffles Institution, to the very best of my pwn-zor ownange capabilities. You wan law and order. Ryan is in the house, I book everyone and anyone yeah? So beware.(: unless your especially hot/cool/nice *OH SO WE ARE EXCLUDED?* NO! Ill be impartial. Even is some SUPER DUPER MACHO COOL guy like Jason etc. from rugby BULLIES YOU? Don't worry I wont be scared of his uber biceps, and pecs and ill book him with nothing bout courage and justice in my heart, nevermind the fact that im his good friend...
I am a good friend of the Rocker Clan, which is another fine example of my sociable character. I get along with others well, and although I do not crack jokes as naturally as Jason, I think I am halfway there. Being a prefect comes with many responsibilities, and I am confident that I can do a good job. But all this will not be possible if YOU guys out there do not cast your vote for me. I will not let any of you down.
Last but not least, I would like to sincerely thank Jason, Elias, Lennie and Daniel for helping me out. Jason in particular, who has been giving me priceless advice and tips throughout the entire prefect elections. He is superman without doubt. I would like to appeal to all of you out there once again to give me the opportunity to showcase my leadership skills and bring you, me as well as the school to a better and higher level. Thanks Jason.
"My pleasure, ZZZ i better start posting myself. By hey like i changed 75 % of his post "
(I have kindly agreed to help this sad little dude with his hopeless prefect nomination. Hopedfully u all rocker out there would help me help him, whats more i spiced his introduction with a touch of Jason inside. Enjoy! )
Hi everyone *waves like some kawaii chick-dude* , I am Ryan Tan Yi Jie from 1D.
I am from basketball (unlike Jason) and he has agreed to help me promote my name for RIPB elections through this super popular blog of his!!!!!!
I think that I do have Funk and Spunk to be a prefect.( C'mon I seriously think the prefectorial board needs cool guys like me (: , and ladys I look hawt in soon-to-be-black-shoes, so get your RI bfs to vote for me babes! )
Fancy a dog?
A dog that's cool?
A Funky cool dog? that can dribble a ball with his paws?
Well you got one waiting to serve you right here! Ill serve you and your home called Raffles Institution, to the very best of my pwn-zor ownange capabilities. You wan law and order. Ryan is in the house, I book everyone and anyone yeah? So beware.(: unless your especially hot/cool/nice *OH SO WE ARE EXCLUDED?* NO! Ill be impartial. Even is some SUPER DUPER MACHO COOL guy like Jason etc. from rugby BULLIES YOU? Don't worry I wont be scared of his uber biceps, and pecs and ill book him with nothing bout courage and justice in my heart, nevermind the fact that im his good friend...
I am a good friend of the Rocker Clan, which is another fine example of my sociable character. I get along with others well, and although I do not crack jokes as naturally as Jason, I think I am halfway there. Being a prefect comes with many responsibilities, and I am confident that I can do a good job. But all this will not be possible if YOU guys out there do not cast your vote for me. I will not let any of you down.
Last but not least, I would like to sincerely thank Jason, Elias, Lennie and Daniel for helping me out. Jason in particular, who has been giving me priceless advice and tips throughout the entire prefect elections. He is superman without doubt. I would like to appeal to all of you out there once again to give me the opportunity to showcase my leadership skills and bring you, me as well as the school to a better and higher level. Thanks Jason.
"My pleasure, ZZZ i better start posting myself. By hey like i changed 75 % of his post "
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
There's an old saying that goes like "an enemy of an enemy is a friend" If that's true, than shouldn't a friend of a friend be an enemy?
did we ever find out who let the dogs out?
bacon + eggs= bacon & eggs!
i think the only way President Bush could not get re-elected is if the legal voting age was lowered to 6 and to nominate Spongebob-Squarepants
Don't fight ugly people, they've got nothing to lose
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in there shoes. Then make fun of them all you want because your a mile away and you have there shoes!
Something can't "new & improved" If it's new, there's nothing like it before; and if it's improved, there'd have to be something before it
to truely understand what is mankind, we have to look at the two words that make up mankind; "Mank" and "Ind" and those words are mysteries, and so is mankind
ahhh more crap on the net wooooo
-dan
did we ever find out who let the dogs out?
bacon + eggs= bacon & eggs!
i think the only way President Bush could not get re-elected is if the legal voting age was lowered to 6 and to nominate Spongebob-Squarepants
Don't fight ugly people, they've got nothing to lose
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in there shoes. Then make fun of them all you want because your a mile away and you have there shoes!
Something can't "new & improved" If it's new, there's nothing like it before; and if it's improved, there'd have to be something before it
to truely understand what is mankind, we have to look at the two words that make up mankind; "Mank" and "Ind" and those words are mysteries, and so is mankind
ahhh more crap on the net wooooo
-dan
heyy i found this cool article
read n enjoy!(:
Is there a Santa?
(from an engineering standpoint)
As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about. .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
awesome.
-dan
read n enjoy!(:
Is there a Santa?
(from an engineering standpoint)
As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about. .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
awesome.
-dan
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
okay haha yeah everyone agrees it was a nice post. lets hope it ain't gonna be the last time though. eh i'm taller than jingwen i think. but i think he's double my weight. what does that say?
ooh haven't posted for freaking long. but steve erwin died yesterday. oh nooo. no more croc hunter. man thats sad. he didnt get killed by the creature with the strongest jaws in the world, he got killed by some little stingray dude who poisoned him. that's the irony of this damn world man.
He was a great crocodile hunter. But we all know his son will be a sting ray hunter. (:
elias.
ooh haven't posted for freaking long. but steve erwin died yesterday. oh nooo. no more croc hunter. man thats sad. he didnt get killed by the creature with the strongest jaws in the world, he got killed by some little stingray dude who poisoned him. that's the irony of this damn world man.
He was a great crocodile hunter. But we all know his son will be a sting ray hunter. (:
elias.
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Jingwen, our great short but manly PSL (pupil student leader worxz!!!) haha.
first of all we have to express our heartfelt gratitude and thanks for taking precious time out of his *busy schedule* to post on our rocker blog... haha
On a personal note, when i first stepped into raffles, i wasnt suprised to see someone like Jingwen, with his high socks hidden beneath his white pants which were a little too long for his 'lengthy' legs. (= And his really welcoming smile, his set of 32 teeth all really shimmering.. ahah! Well people say first impression isnt always true and i believe it now. The perceived typical RI nerd in my mind slowly changed into a really comical and hilarious guy hah. Sometimes his jokes get a little too dirty but most of the time during sec 1 he was just emphasizing the importance of being a good rafflesian... ( wolf in sheep's skin hah, what a *goodie*)
the guy frequents rafflesia condo's swimming pool. though hes not a resident... (:
he does the cool and hip ''walk-in'' but sadly it doesnt work at times when the security guards realise that its time they stop sleeping on their jobs...
cant believe he actually qualified as a pupil student leader, to pave the way for freshmen... zzz
jk haha
taking into account his height, im sure he can be part of
the rocker clan and really spice this blog up... since i seldom
post haha.
first of all we have to express our heartfelt gratitude and thanks for taking precious time out of his *busy schedule* to post on our rocker blog... haha
On a personal note, when i first stepped into raffles, i wasnt suprised to see someone like Jingwen, with his high socks hidden beneath his white pants which were a little too long for his 'lengthy' legs. (= And his really welcoming smile, his set of 32 teeth all really shimmering.. ahah! Well people say first impression isnt always true and i believe it now. The perceived typical RI nerd in my mind slowly changed into a really comical and hilarious guy hah. Sometimes his jokes get a little too dirty but most of the time during sec 1 he was just emphasizing the importance of being a good rafflesian... ( wolf in sheep's skin hah, what a *goodie*)
the guy frequents rafflesia condo's swimming pool. though hes not a resident... (:
he does the cool and hip ''walk-in'' but sadly it doesnt work at times when the security guards realise that its time they stop sleeping on their jobs...
cant believe he actually qualified as a pupil student leader, to pave the way for freshmen... zzz
jk haha
taking into account his height, im sure he can be part of
the rocker clan and really spice this blog up... since i seldom
post haha.
Wassup yo.
I have been invited to give a post on mr jason’s blog on teenage fashion.
What is fashion?
Is it wearing tight metrosexual shirts that reveal your nipples? Or loose pants that dangle halfway down your ass?
That’s kinda gay; you might soooo be giving out this please guys I’m up for grabs, pun intended, vibe.
'he's rejoicing that he doesnt have to wear such tight shit anymore'
Lets start off with the tight shirts bit; yes you may be muscular but shit man. No girl would want to see your nipples when it gets a tad too cold. Go for something that flatters your build, so if you’ve got nice shoulders, get something that fits nicely around your shoulders but doesn’t stick to you like cling wrap. NO SPANDEX. Fullstop. You’re not a diver or a professional tour de france cyclist. I’ve got a feeling that the French guy got testicular cancer more from his spandex than his bike anyway.
Shirts, not just t shirts are nice too. The checkered look is in, cos of brokeback mountain. You could probably throw in a nice cowboy hat if you can carry it off, but unless you’ve got a thing for gay cowboys, lay easy on the hat.
Baggy pants are rapper cool. It screams whoah I’m wearing XXX brand underwear or M & M boxers or I’m defending
It looks sloppy and you can’t flaunt your tight ass, if you have one in the first place. Girls love tight asses. I’ve had my fair share of compliments; and not just from girls.
Wear them on the hip, nothing lower, and higher only if you’ve got a long body.
'A pix speaks a million words..or is it a thousand?'
Short guys, no three quarters pants. Actually, all guys, burn your fucking three quarters and make up your mind and get berms or pants. No in betweens. You look like a character out of snow white and the seven dwarves. And snow white was the one wearing the dress in that movie.(DAMN RIGHT)
Shoes. Stop wearing school shoes out. PLEASE. Girls bring shoe bags to bring their going out shoes to school. Maybe you should consider that too. Every guy should invest in a nice pair of sneakers; converses are decent; I like my nike cheyannes though. You should check those out. Loafers are a bit uncle, in my opinion. But it really depends on the occasion
"my shoes: chick test magnet - the classy babes love them"
Honestly, get a belt. The baggy pants guys wear belts. James bond wears belts. LKY wears belts. Belts are the finishing touch to your outfit. The garnish to your soup. The whipped cream to your ice cream. the cherry on your pie. Match your belts with your shoes. So brown shoes, brown belt, black shoes, black belt. No shoes? Fuck off.
'even our esteemed MM lee wears a belt'
I’ll talk more about colors next time.
Have fun.
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THANKS MUN .
Friday, September 01, 2006
WE ARE IN NEWSPAPER.
to praise ACSI __
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BRYAN LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR HAHAHHAHA.
my face is blurred and like a 10cent coin =(
LALALALLALALALLA
to praise ACSI __
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BRYAN LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR HAHAHHAHA.
my face is blurred and like a 10cent coin =(
LALALALLALALALLA